List of Wedding Anniversary Gifts

The chymical wedding list of unusual and unsavoury anniversary gifts from the twisted mind of ubergeek and science writer David Bradley.

If you're looking for a list of traditional wedding anniversary gifts try here.

Marriage Certificate - cellulose
First - Cellulose - the stuff of marriage certificates
 

 

Second - Nylon - spicing things up in the bedroom after the honeymoon period is over



 

 

 

Third - DNA - multiplication that's the name of the game  


 

 

 

Fourth - PVC - keeping the garden tidy  


 

Fifth - Polystyrene - no time for romantic meals out  


 

Sixth - Tungsten carbide - the house needs fixing  


 

 

Seventh - Rockwool - get that loft insulated  

 

 


Eighth - Zeolite - more and more laundry powder as the kids get older  

 

 


Ninth - Alum - Junior started shaving  

 

 

 


Tenth - Nonoxynol-9 - snip, snip, no need for these any more  

 

 


Eleventh - Titanium - a golf widower already?

 

 


Twelfth - Kevlar - use protection if you're looking for a good time

 

 



Thirteenth - beta-amyloid - early signs of a failing mind?

 


Fourteenth - pyrolytic carbon - first heart attack too soon  

 

 


Fifteenth - Silicon - another new PC for the kids  

 

 


Twentieth - Qinghaosu or artemisinin - an antimalarial drug

 

 



Twenty-Fifth - Formaldehyde - there's even time for some culture

 


Thirtieth - Cobalt chloride - grow a crystal garden together  

 

 


Thirty-Fifth - Calcium - keep taking the tablets when osteoporosis rears its ugly head  

 

 

 


Fortieth - Nd:YAG - a little lasering around the eyes?  

 

 


Forty-Fifth - Silicone gel - probably a bit late for that look  

 

 


Fiftieth - Rhodium - new catalytic converter?  

 

 

 


Fifty-fifth - poly(p-phenylene vinylene) - display technology for the final countdown - conducting polymers are cheaper to run and flexible  

 


Sixtieth - Buckminsterfullerene - more beautiful than diamond by far but the exact same element in a different allotropic form

 

 

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