The Endangered Elements Song

Yesterday, I mentioned the rather serious issue of periodic threats, materials security, and dwindling elemental resources. I rather flippantly suggested that someone ought to do a cover version of the classic Tom Lehrer song, The Elements, which is sung to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan’s I am the very model of a modern Major-General from their operetta The Pirates of Penzance.

So, here are Lehrer’s lyrics redacted to take into account the fact that supplies of some elements are under serious or increasing threat this century because of socioeconomics, political machinations and plain old chemistry. Of those not redacted in the revised lyrics sheet, the majority are radioactive elements and some may be endangered but there is not enough information to say one way or the other.

Anyway, here’s the lyrics sheet, see if you can sing along, might be easier to sing the whole song and use buzzcocks to beep out the endangered chemical species.

We are running out of chemicals

Did you know there will soon be gaps in the Periodic Table? I say gaps, it’s not so much gaps as greyed out boxes where an element has become so scarce that our using it will no longer be a technological option. I’ve written about materials security before but the issue was raised by The UK House of Commons Science and Technology Committee, which is currently in the middle of an inquiry into strategically important metals.

According to the Chemistry World blog as part of that inquiry, David Willetts MP was summoned to give evidence. When asked to clarify what he was referring to when he talked about ‘rare earths’, the minister brandished a copy of this article from Chemistry World. Of course, he didn’t mean only rare earths as chemists know them, but rare elements.

The article to which he referred is by Emma Davies and highlighted a periodic table showing which metals and non-metals are endangered elemental species. The original version of that PT can be seen here. Many of the elements will remain relatively abundant, among them silicon, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen and iron. But, some are on the seriously endangered list including helium, germanium, hafnium, neodymium.

The Chemistry Innovation page gives some examples of elements that may become increasingly scarce over the next few decades:

Platinum is largely obtained from two mines in South Africa at a rate of 200 tonnes per annum with a yield of about 3 grams per tonne from its ore.

Copper, zinc, tin and nickel have seen a near exponential rise in production. A future world population of 9 billion people cannot continue to use copper at the levels tied up in western lifestyles — there isn’t enough of this metal on the planet.

The ruthenium price quadrupled in 2006 as new uses in hard drives allowing a tenfold increase in data storage caused a 45% surge in demand. Tellurium prices multiplied 25 times in 2006 following an increase in applications for the metal. Gallium, tellurium and selenium are past their production peaks. Gallium use in the electronics industry is projected to outstrip known reserves in 5 years. Rhodium produces more than 30,000 kg of carbon dioxide per kg of the element mined (before refining). Neodymium supply is mostly controlled by China. Tantalum is chiefly obtained from mines in Congo and conflict has occurred in the region over control of the mine areas.

If you thought food, water and oil security were going to be significant issues during the 21st century just wait until the major mineral wars start. Of course, there is always landfill mining to fall back on, but even that won’t solve the coming copper or phosphorus shortages…

To lighten the mood or perhaps to emphasise the problem someone ought to do a cover version of Tom Lehrer’s The Elements with appropriate gaps (for endangered elements) and quiet spots for those that are in trouble.

How to spot a fake smile

TL:DR – Short discussion on whether or not it is easy to spot a fake smile.


Apparently, most people are surprisingly bad at spotting fake smiles, according to the BBC at least (other observers suggest otherwise). One theory as to why this might be is that it is perhaps easier for people to get along if they don’t always know what others are really feeling. But, I’d argue that society would become dysfunctional if most people couldn’t spot most fakers.

Although a fake smile often looks the same in terms of an upturned mouth and sometimes exposure of the teeth, a fake and a genuine smile can be very different. To my eye, a fake smile looks awkward, embarrassed even, regardless of which muscles are being used. It’s also in the eyes. If the eyes aren’t “smiling” you can usually spot a faker.

The BBC had a nice psychological test, twenty clips of people smiling and you have to decide between genuine and fake. I’m not sure what it says about me that I got 17 out of 20. I’ve embedded an image of my results, if you wanted to go and do the test and then come back to see how we compared, you can see the results full size by clicking the thumbnail. It would be interesting to know whether others got the same ones wrong.

Scientists distinguish between fake and genuine smiles based on a coding system called the Facial Action Coding System (FACS), it was devised by Paul Ekman of the University of California and Wallace Friesen of the University of Kentucky, USA.

A genuine smile will usually be involuntary, make the mouth muscles move so that we see the familiar upturn, muscles will raise the cheeks, the orbicularis oculi and pars orbitalis contract, making the eyes crease up, and the eyebrows dip slightly. Of course, it’s possible to learn how to emulate these muscular reactions, something actors and sales reps do on a daily basis; unless they’re doing funeral scenes or selling coffins I suppose…

Five science selections

  • Persistence of vision – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia – If persistence of vision were the explanation for how the mind perceives moving pictures in cinema, cinema wouldn't work, because the persistence would constantly produce images of complementary colour to what is on the screen. The Victorian myth was actually debunked in 1912. Hat-tip to Brian Clegg for alerting me to this.
  • Six Steps to Strychnine – Small molecule, complex structure? That could be the most enticing phrase an organic chemist might hear, in the laboratory at least…
  • Slashing the intangibles – Things that are intangible are easiest to cut in a need to demonstrate results and a drive to look impactful. Anything that is notional, hard to measure, early stage is in line to get slashed. This seems true from notional scientific research to libraries and early child education.
  • Dubious "autism cure" – You cannot "cure" autism through diet or probiotics. Claims otherwise debunked.
  • The Henrietta Lacks effect – Is there a recipe for popular science book success?

My latest selection of five science stories on, picked up by David Bradley Science Writer @sciencebase.

Five science selects

  • How to Find Trustworthy Science and Health Information – Today, we’re overwhelmed with sources of information, with hundreds of television stations and millions of Web sites, and it can be hard to figure out what to trust. Google recently tweaked its search algorithm to bring higher quality sites to the top of its searches, but even then, how do you know what’s good? Here are some questions to ask when evaluating the trustworthiness of science and health information (though many apply to other areas of life)
  • Placebo vs Pain – Researchers are elucidating the many mechanisms that go into measured placebo effects, and the differing magnitude of placebo effects for different outcomes.
  • Can chemistry save the world? – The greening of chemistry…
  • $200 ‘Mini’ NMR detects cancer faster and cheaper than full biopsies — Engadget – Detecting cancer could be on the verge of getting a whole lot cheaper — and better. Researchers at Harvard and MIT have come up with a device that, using a needle to get a tissue sample, has achieve 96 percent accuracy despite having a cost to produce of just $200.
  • When will we have something like paper.li for scientific publications? – Science needs its own Paper.li, argues Bjoern Brembs.

My latest selection of five science stories on, picked up by David Bradley Science Writer @sciencebase.

Spectral science selection

Aussie rock rolls
The oldest fossils of bacteria ever found were discovered in a rock formation in Western Australia, the discovery led to great excitement that has not abated for more than two decades. Until now. Raman spectroscopy shows that what palaeontologists thought were pristine microbial fossils may not be anything more complex than chunks of ancient Australian rock.

Healthy coffee
Spectroscopy reveals that the antioxidants in coffee with the most potent health benefits are formed by the roasting of beans rather than being present in the raw green beans.
Crystallising bacterial resistance
Two parts of the three-part system that pumps toxins from bacteria and allows them to resist the chemical onslaught of antibiotics has been identified and described using crystallography. The structure could help in the development of new drugs that might circumvent antibiotic resistance.

Hope for CJD drugs
US researchers have identified a group of compounds with the help of NMR spectroscopy, the 2-aminothiazoles, as possible non-toxic lead compounds in the search for a pharmaceutical to treat prion diseases, such as CJD. The lead compound from a search of 10,000 different molecules can cross the blood-brain barrier. Still several years away from clinical practice, of course, but a step closer to a treatment.

A load of aerosols
Fourier transform infrared spectroscopy has been used to analyse submicron particles from 14 regions in North America, Asia, South America, and Europe. The measurements were used to identify characteristic organic functional group compositions of fuel combustion, terrestrial vegetation, and ocean bubble bursting sources. The information helps account for more than a third of organic mass in the atmosphere.

Stem cell tracker
Stem cells labelled with hollow biocompatible cobalt-platinum (CoPt) nanoparticles remain stable for months and have a strong tendency to align with a magnetic field. The discovery allows low concentrations of the particles to be detected using magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) and so might provide medical researchers with the means to locate and track stem cells in the body.