Apr 1, 2005

Ohpurleese.com - latest issue

Posted in Health at 9:03 am by David Bradley -- Click to comment

Forget this week’s announcement from Scientific American that is to be abandon a Darwinocentric approach to evolution just for today. Ohpurleese has announced the discovery of the Higg’s Boson: Ohpurleese.com. The work was apparently carried out in a cold fusion kind of experiment by Professor Hayes at Kangmere College, where ever that is (it’s an anagram of Greek Man if that’s any help)…methinks this elusive particle will exist for a mere 24 hours! (Check out the apparatus and mutant hand, but don’t bother with the full paper PDF at the Kang-Mere (with a hyphen) site, as you’ll get this message: “WITHDRAWN. Due to ongoing patent registration and some overseas litigation the .pdf files have temporarily been removed.” Apparently, they couldn’t leverage quite enough levers.

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