Overpriced addictive sludge, or coffee to you and me

The truth about coffee…also comes in pumpkin flavour if you’d prefer that over the wet cigar and boiled asphalt flavour that occurs naturally…you’ll pay anything and let anyone treat you how they like as long as they’re handing you a cup of unregulated psychoactive drug with your misspelled name scrawled on the side.

However, “I understand that you wouldn’t want to associate that chemical reward with the knowledge that people are severely underpaid to grow and harvest these bitter drug-laden seeds. So, I’d like to say some words that will make you feel better: Organic, Cooperative, Sustainable, Ethical…err…Fair Trade…”