Riding the mineral wave

“New amazing anti-aging water. Nothing ever came close to like this water has been offered before. It contains all 34 mineral wave forms in their correct non-metallic states as needed by the body to repair and sustain itself. It’s a miracle water and has produced miracle results. This will be huge. Prelaunch starting next week. Non-flushing binary comp plan up front.

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If the content of this spam was anything other than a pyramid selling scheme please let me know, it sounds fantastic, what with THIRTY FOUR mineral wave forms, can’t wait to be grandfathered in!