Classic Chords #16 – Writing is on Oasis Wonderwall

Perhaps one of the most reviled of busker songs is the 1995 Oasis hit “Wonderwall” from the album  (What’s the Story) Morning Glory? The song is namechecked by Scottish band Travis in their first single “Writing to reach you” when singer Fran Healy asks “what’s a wonderwall, anyway?” Well, if he’d taken notes in Beatlography at school he’d have known that Wonderwall is the title of film director Joe Massot’s 1968 psychedelic debut about a peeping Tom who makes holes in an adjoining wall so he can spy on and take photos of his neighbour Penny Lane…I never said it was a great film, did I?

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Anyway, back to today’s classic chord, as with Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven before it Wonderwall is banned in ethical guitar shops for good reason, you really don’t want wannabe axe heroes plodding through the simple chord progression with its added drones on the E and G strings, messing up the rhythm and forgetting the change when they get to the pre-chorus, honestly. Sounds like basically the same chords in that Travis song by the way, different key (Oasis is at capo 2 position, although in the video Noel Gallagher is miming it open). It is a wonderful song though.

Anyway, it kicks off with the Em7 where you’re fretting the high E and B strings at the third fret (rel to capo or nut), so it avoids the open high E string you’d have with a more conventional first position Em7 and it also avoids the heavy open D string and defers the D of the chord to the B string. The progression then sticks with the pinkie and ring finger in place and makes a G, you could see that is basically being the same Em7 but with a G bass note, of course. Then it’s a Dsus4 (with the D string fretted at E for variety), still with those two fingers holding down the E and B strings, and then an A7sus4 (ditto). So, really the progression is a moving bassline with a whining/droning on the higher strings that stays the same until the pre-chorus. I’ll break the guitar shop rule (I don’t live in a guitar shop after all) and play it for you (on a Telecaster, after Dylan) and you can decide whether I’d make an ethical or an amoral busker…there’s a few little elaborations in this version where I open up and close down the Ds4 and the A7s4 as mentioned above.

More Classic Guitar Chords here.

Meningitis FAQ

You know when they say the symptoms of meningitis are commonly a headache and a stiff neck and perhaps purple blotches on the skin that don’t pale when pressed…well…it can be far worse than that and can kill. If you’re in a vulnerable group, make sure you’re vaccinated. It is highly recommended that new university and college students are vaccinated because meningitis is far worse than a spot of “fresher’s flu” (usually just a cold) and can be passed on through coughs and sneezes, close contact and kissing infected people and even just sharing kitchen utensils. If it doesn’t kill it can lead to amputation where tissues in the feet or hands have died, for instance. Graphic photos of youngster, Charlene Colechin, hospital shown on the BBC site today are fair warning!

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What is meningitis?

Meningitis is acute inflammation (the itis bit of the name) of meninges, the protective membranes that cover the brain and spinal cord.

What causes meningitis?

Infection by viruses, bacteria, or other microorganisms (fungi like Cryptococcus and Histoplasma), and far less commonly certain drugs, can cause meningitis (mainly non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs, antibiotics and intravenous immunoglobulins). Viral meningitis is fairly common but rarely fatal, while bacterial forms are less common but are extremely dangerous and can be fatal. One common bacterium that causes meningitis is meningococcus, which can lead to both meningitis and septicaemia (meningococcal disease). Some forms of meningitis occur in people with HIV, diabetes and some forms of cancer.

What are the symptoms of meningitis?

Meningitis commonly presents as fever, headache and neck stiffness, but can lead to confusion, vomiting, and sensitivity to bright light and loud noises. Meningitis in young children might present as irritability, drowsiness, and poor feeding. Symptoms usually appear after a 4-5 day incubation period following infection.

Isn’t there usually a purple, blotchy rash?

This symptom is most commonly seen in meningitis caused by meningococcal bacteria. A standard test as to whether a rash might be caused by meningitis involves gently pressing a patch of skin with the side of a drinking glass or other transparent object, if the colouration does not go away with pressure, it is more likely to be a rash due to meningitis. Other skin inflammation will pale when pressed.

How is the condition diagnosed?

A sample of spinal fluid is taken with a hypodermic syringe in a procedure commonly known as a “lumbar puncture” and tested in the laboratory for the markers of the disease, C-reactive protein, complete blood count, and blood cultures to confirm whether or not bacteria from a blood sample are present.

Can meningitis kill?

Yes. The inflammation of the membranes surrounding the brain and spinal cord can lead to pressure on the brain as well as sepsis (which leads to a dangerous drop in blood pressure, a rapid heart rate, high or abnormally low temperature, and rapid breathing), sepsis itself can be the ultimate cause of death.

Can meningitis be treated?

Meningitis is treated as a medical emergency and patients require rapid hospitalisation as soon as symptoms arise. If the condition is detected early enough wide-spectrum antibiotics can control the worst symptoms. Corticosteroids have also been shown to improve the prognosis for many patients, particularly in the developed world and where HIV is uncommon.

What is the prognosis?

If caught early, the prognosis is good and many people survive meningitis unscathed. However, sepsis, organ damage, gangrene and rupture of the adrenal glands can all occur some even at an early stage of infection and lead to major life-changing consequences, such as amputations, hearing loss and chronic health problems.

How common is meningitis?

In 2013, 16 million people worldwide were identified as having meningitis, 303,000 of them died. In Western nations, bacterial meningitis affects about 3 people in every 100,000 each year. Worldwide, the rate is closer to 11 per 100,000, although the disease is not universally notifiable so these figures cannot be assured. The rate in Brazil is much higher, almost 50 people in every 100,000 annually, while Sub-Saharan Africa, tragically referred to as the “meningitis belt” by some can see 100—800 cases per 100,000.

Can meningitis be prevented?

The risk of getting some forms of meningitis can be prevented by vaccination, immunization, with the meningococcal, mumps, pneumococcal, and Hib vaccines. There is no vaccine to protect against all forms and different vaccines are needed to prevent forms of meningitis in different parts of the world.

Where can I find out more about meningitis?

The US Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and Prevention also has a FAQ on meningitis as does the UK’s Meningitis Research Foundation, and of course, the NHS.

Lost to the Weather #Rock

I was musing on finding a subject for a new song that was more of a short story than my usual stream of consciousness stuff when I saw the phrase “lost to the winter weather” in a random tweet…I’d not really come across that phrase “lost to the weather” but it put me in mind of a Cold War era thriller for some reason.

So, I tinkered with some lyrics and spied an idea for a nano drama about a couple embroiled in some kind of espionage. It was originally going to be a simple 1+1 (vocal+acoustic guitar), but you know me by now, I soldiered on and once I had blocked out a percussion track and used it to keep me in time playing the acoustic and singing the guide vocal, I couldn’t help but add some thumping bass and stitched it all together with a layer of rock guitar. Think of it as a musical #Tinker #Tailor #Soldier #Spy story…just in case you missed the references in this paragraph.

You can download the song on Bandcamp.

Lost to the Weather

Lost to the weather
on a dark and stormy night
I’m searching for you
But you’ve already taken flight

I’m lost in translation
Nothing feels quite right
Your secrets are safe in the shadows
Hidden well out of sight

But, I feel, I feel unprotected
Like you feel, when you’re rejected

The time is now for plans of acceptance
Can’t hold your hand, I feel so helpless
Now I know why. I understand their offensive

I’m lost to the weather, windburnt and colder
Half frozen to death, and another year older
I’d be lost to the weather
If they capture you now…

Coming into the station
On a cold and foggy night
Their agents are waiting
Their fortunes they feel are quite right

But, they’re lost in translation
Into shadows you will take flight
Defective and chasing
Catch up with you, well I just might

Your message comes through
All bridges are crossed
I see you caught in the headlights
As the sniper takes his best shot

You’re lost to the weather, windburnt and colder
Now frozen to death, not another year older
And I’m lost to the weather
As they captured you…

Words and music and all instrumentation “dB”

The photo was snapped during a break in the torrent on a stormy night in Valletta, a city that has probably witnessed at least a little bit of espionage during its history. I then merged it with my stern twitter bio photo and added some text to make it look a bit like a film noir movie poster…there’s an alien version of the poster in the making.

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Via Riccardus Filius

Currently underway is the demolition of the ancient residences of Via Riccardus Fillius on the site of what is now Newcastle University; known in the modern tongue as the Ricky Road flats. The department of archaeology has been on the site for several weeks and has so far unearthed at least 17 traffic cones, thought to be terracotta, although possibly a primitive polymer-fibreglass composite.

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They have  also identified several fossilised cloak laboratorium, many of which still carry coinage, quills, spatulae and eyeware in frayed and stiffened pouches, or pockets. The sophisticaed chemical testing method of mass spectrometry has been used to identify the faint alchemical odour as being due to acetone and pyridine degradation products thought to have been used in pyrotechnic rituals. Atomic absorption spectromometry, AAS, has also identified traces of sodium known to have been present as flakes of desiccated sodium hydroxide used as a method of torture or in the emascalation of errant eunuchs.

The biology team, meanwhile, is busy extracting and sequencing DNA from fatty deposits (some containing lustrous red pigments) and foamlike fermentation residues from the rim and interior of pint potsherds originally used by Bacchus, circa AD 85 (AD 1985, that is).

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We have attempted to contact one expert of the era a Professor(?) Smell(?) for comment on the legend of the so-called “Bridge Pool”, thought to be the site of at least one near-gladiatorial encounter that took place somewhere between Segedunum and the Priory at the mouth of the Tyn river (known in the modern era as Wallsend and Tynemouth). However, evidence from Stephanus Negotianis suggests that event most likely took place closer to one of the many viaducts or walksways used by merchants and centurians alike to cross the ancient water course. There were significant numbers of broken potsherds and slanderous graffiti enscribed on the stone walls of buildings identified as local hostelries as well as the interiors of ablution houses of the period that provide further evidence of this and related episodes.