No sprinkles with my skinny moccachocafrappadongacino, thanks

If we’re measuring out our lives in coffee spoons, then please hold the cinammon, maple syrup, sprinkles etc and don’t bother with the fern or shamrock, this ain’t a pint of Guinness…I just want a straight, white coffee thank you very much.

drinking-coffee-properly

Incidentally, according to the latest overhyped press release from any old university/medical research centre, coffee is really good/bad for you, causes/cures cancer, contains beneficial/harmful antioxidants, causes/doesn’t cause boils, asthma, headaches, hives, athlete’s foot, alopecia, halitosis (delete as applicable).